Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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