Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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