So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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