Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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