At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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