I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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