Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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