What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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