respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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