Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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