kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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