Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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