I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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