He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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