What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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