Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so explain again why im purple
no
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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