so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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