How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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