Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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