You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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