That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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