tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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