don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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