what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I love you. Go after that dick
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