it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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