so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
