her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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