I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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