The beer is more important than you right now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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