got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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