i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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