Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
This is classic penis vs brain.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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