Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I love you. Go after that dick
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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