walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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