I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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