She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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