Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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