Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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