U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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