Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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