WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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