My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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