2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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