Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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