i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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