I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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