On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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