Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
please come you make the beer taste better
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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it was like eating out sand paper
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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