if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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