Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I love you.
Bad choice
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
