So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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