Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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