dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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