the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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