haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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