yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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