Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
