If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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