hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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